I TRULY CONTAIN MULTITUDES.

Who I am.

Just a small town girl from good ol’ Lancaster, Pennsylvania (no, I’m not Amish) who has lived in major cities her whole adult life—shoutout Philly, NYC, and LA! You can almost always catch me in a movie theater or teaching my daughter how to say “girls rule”, scouring estate sales for vintage finds, eating *all* the pasta, sliding on a torture device aka a Pilates Megaformer, counting down the days until Christmas, hanging with my dog Hippo, devouring the latest issues of my favorite magazines, nerding out over some Hollywood history, or deep in conversation over a cocktail—or two.

I’ll have a dirty gin martini. Extra olives, please.

How I work.

I’m in my element when I’m creating something from scratch, whether it’s whipping up a list of cute IG captions for a product launch or crafting a buzzy campaign idea everyone will be talking about. I like to keep the vibes fun, positive, and inclusive. I write copy that’s smart, but never takes itself too seriously. My goal: lines that make you go “wow, that’s so good.”

The TLDR: I approach every project with passion and energy because I genuinely love what I do and have a good time doing it.

What I’ll deliver.

Some *chef’s kiss* copy with a strong POV to back it up, plus creative ideas fueled by a willingness to go there. You should also know that since I’m a team player and a kind human, you’re guaranteed stunning work without a single “per my last email”. You’re so welcome.

Projects I’m proud of.

A few highlights so far: creating an authentic and inclusive new voice for SoulCycle, writing tv scripts for Kim Kardashian, driving by my fragrance campaign on the Sunset Strip, creating poop puns for the top of baby formula cans (putting my college degree to good use!), crafting the identity for a coffee shop in Washington, dreaming up my own lil’ vintage clothing biz, and my best achievement to date: bringing a really cute, bold, curious little human into the world.

Where I want to be.

At Disneyland. Period. Or accepting my Oscar for Best Original Screenplay (it can still happen, okay).
Or collaborating with you. I mean it!

Reach out and let’s get a good thing going.